I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He keeps bees of course he's weird
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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