I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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