We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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