Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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