fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my being single is dangerous.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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