Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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