now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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