rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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