What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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