spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
