Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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