That's when you crack a 10am beer
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
