Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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