Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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