Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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