what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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