He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Can I color on your dick again?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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