i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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