My brain says no but my pants say off.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Four minutes until I can fart!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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