piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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