oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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