It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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