Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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