I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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