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so that wasnt chicken after all
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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