As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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