halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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