i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
