it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
It's never too late to be topless.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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