What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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