i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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