And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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