if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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