i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
My penis needs a shock collar
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
