If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
