So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
God I need to hump something, right now.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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