i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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