YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I don't deserve a penis
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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