I don't usually arrange sex via text message
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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