When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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