Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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