doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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