i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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