this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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