Is it normal to miss your booty call?
too bad you live with your parents still
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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