ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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