how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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