5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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