I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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