In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
