You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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