Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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