Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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