Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I had to cum in my sink.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
