You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
it was like eating out sand paper
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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